(from Thought Catalog)

By NICO LANG 

1. You take a pen and paper with you everywhere, sometimes even into bed with you, just in case you have an idea at three in the morning that absolutely must be remembered. That idea never usually ends up good, but like everything you say when you’re stoned, it sounded very good at the time.

2. You really, really want to buy a typewriter, even though you never expect to actually use it. You just want a typewriter because you’re one of the 10 people in the world who still finds them romantic and sexy. All of those people are writers.

3. When you date someone and they say that they majored in “English” or “Poetry,” you’re instantly excited but then exceedingly nervous. Why? Because you’ll eventually be expected to read some of their poetry — something they really love and don’t show to a lot of people — and have an opinion on this much guarded poem. You can’t deal with this kind of pressure. This has gone badly before.

4. You buy a lot of books you never, ever end up reading — just out of the thought that you might find time to read it someday. I took my copy of Don DeLillo’s Underworld with me on a trip to Paris once — just in case I suddenly felt the urge to read a challenging 900-page opus by my favorite writer. When that book later got stolen out of by bag, I actually cried. It was like losing something I never knew I had. (Side note: I even have a copy of Americana in French, and my French isn’t even very good. Someday.)

5. You will use almost anything as a bookmark or a writing pad in a jam — like receipts, money, bank slips, old envelopes, newspapers, unopened mail or death threats from your bank. You can’t throw out anything in your apartment without checking to see if it has writing on it first. That bag of popcorn could be important.

6. When you hear the words “I’m on deadline,” you immediately burst into action, a Pavlovian response to a) always having something due and b) always being behind on it. You’re certain that if they were able to make your procrastination into an energy source, it will solve our nation’s fuel crisis. Or at least make gas cheaper.

7. Most people get tattoos of trees or pigeons or misspelled odes to their exes. You get tattoos of your favorite lines from Faulkner or Pablo Neruda’s face. Full disclosure: I currently have two poetry tattoos and I’m planning to get some lines from W.H. Auden, when I can figure out the placement. One day, I’m going to be the Guy Pearce in Memento of dead white dude verses.

8. You have more books than you have friends, by a large margin. You’re a little concerned that one day, you might become a hoarder. (Fact: I own two copies of Jonathan Franzen’s Freedom. One is a backup, just in case I happen to lose the other one. Insurance, my friend.)

9. There are Amazon deliveries at your door almost every day. You’re certain that at this point, they have to know you by name.

10. You sometimes refer to authors by their first name or a pet name you never realized you gave them, like calling Bukowski “Chuck” or “Charlie,” James Joyce “Jimmy” or Salman Rushdie “Sally.” Most people aren’t allowed to call him Sally, but it’s an in-joke between the two of you. And, yes, it still counts if he doesn’t know about it and you’ve technically never met him.

11. You have really weird dreams about writing or your favorite writers — like that you suddenly have a great idea for a story but then your computer eats you or that you’re best friends with Emily Dickinson — which, truth be told, is a little boring. Agoraphobes aren’t great partiers. You also dreamt that you were the manager of a Bronte sisters girl group. Charlotte was the Beyonce, Emily was the Kelly and Anne was the Michelle, the one everyone forgets about.

12. You’re a little too in love with alliteration, so much so that you’ve thought about giving all your children alliterative names. (Lorelai Lana Lang, I apologize in advance.) Also, you find it really sexy when someone knows what consonance and assonance is.

13. Big vocabularies are one of your turn-ons. There’s nothing more erotic than someone with a twelve-inch brain. As long as they know how to use it.

14. You’re a little too obsessed with post-it notes and stationery and have a favorite pen. An alarming amount of your budget goes out every month to writing supplies, books and coffee — but mostly coffee. Fact: If I gave up drinking coffee, I’d probably be a millionaire. Is it sad that I choose my love of java over my love of money? No. Not expecting any fiscal reward proves you’re a writer.

15. When you were in school, lots of your other friends were majoring in things that you could make actual careers out of — like Online Gambling, Extortion, Funneling Money to the Caymans and whatever else they’re learning at business school these days. You majored in something that your friends universally raised an eyebrow at or didn’t know you could major in, like Occult Studies, Obscure Pre-Ice Age Russian Novelists, Teaching Underwater Basket Weaving Studies as a Second Language or Advanced Poverty. You now have a very fancy, expensive piece of paper that means you learned a lot of crap you forgot later.

16. Your dream job is to one day have a career that affords you to be in your pajamas all day or do all of your work from bed — like Marcel Proust or Heidi Fleiss. Some people want a career where they have to look professional all day. You want to look like crap, eat Cheetos, watch Revenge and pour your heart out into your computer. But who doesn’t want that, really?

17. No one will ever play you in Scrabble, Boggle, Catchphrase or Scattergories, because you always win and you’re always super competitive about it — especially when you’re drunk. You’re like the New England Patriots of party games.

18. You sometimes refer to your self-imposed writing schedule as “going to work” or “working” and are often known to say “I have to work from 9 to 5 tomorrow.” People usually ask where you work and you say, “From home. I’m a writer.” Of course, they always then want to know what you really do for a living and you say, “I’m a writer. I write for a living.” Then silence happens.

19. Whenever someone breaks up with you or one of your friends does something really cartoonishly terrible, your immediate consolation is that this is going to make for a great essay. Recently someone decided to stop seeing me for no apparent reason, and my response was, “Great! I had nothing to write about this week.”

20. When you go on dates with people, they always ask if you’re going to write about this, and you assure them, “No, silly! Of course I’d never write about you.” You are a dirty liar. You will absolutely write about them. You’ve already started that piece in your head.

21. People sometimes know things about you before you actually told them, like choice anecdotes or oddly personal information that you wouldn’t share on a second date. Then they tell you that they “read your blog” or “follow you on Tumblr.” And you realize that you share that kind of personal information on the internet all the time. Next time, you’re just going to tell your date you’re a serial killer.

22. You have a bad habit of solving your problems or conflicts by writing the person a letter, rather than just confronting them about it. In high school, my mother was in her “I want to be a romance novelist phase,” and I could tell when she and her husband were in a fight because there would be a letter on the table every morning until whatever they were going through was resolved. Some people fight, you start an epistolary novel of angry feelings.

23. You never stop writing something after you’re done with it, which makes publishing difficult. Eventually you just put a gun to your head and say, “Screw it, I’m done with this.” (Which is how Obama must feel every day.) You’ll later come up with the perfect ending for that piece — a month after publishing it.

24. You have certain punctuation marks you can’t stop obsessively using (anyone who has read my work knows that girl loves dashes) and others you want obliterated from the face of the earth. I’m neutral on semicolons, which can be used sparingly, but I cannot stand the sight of ellipses. I feel like they’re stabbing me in the eye.

25. You often put off major things until you’re done with this poem or this article — like showering, eating or (occasionally) breathing. One day you might turn blue in the face and die mid-article, but it’s understandable. You were on deadline.

[source: http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/25-signs-youre-a-writer/]

So, using a combination of information from the American Urology Association, The Kinsey Report and Wikipedia, here are unusual facts about sex that you might not have known before:

• On any given day 400,000,000 people around the world (1 in 17 of us) will have sexual intercourse. Broken down further, about 4,000 people are having sex right now.
• Sex cures headaches: Endorphins released into our bloodstream when we have sex not only give us pleasure, but also act as painkillers. That’s useful information to whip out the next time your partner uses a headache as a reason for refusing.
• The average lovemaking session lasts around 15 minutes: Consisting of roughly 10 to 12 minutes of foreplay and around 3 to 5 minutes of intercourse.
• Forget global warming and turn up your thermostat. Orgasms can be more intense in warmer conditions. The degree of vasocongestion – reddening or darkening of the skin known as the “sex flush” – is both more common in warmer temperatures and an indication of how intense an orgasm was.
• If a woman experiences an orgasm during sex, she’s more likely to become pregnant, since orgasmic spasms in pelvic muscles can help move sperm up the vaginal canal to the uterus.
• Many elderly people can and do have frequent sex: At age 70 — 73% of males are still potent; and 30% of women aged 80 or older still have sex.
• 70% of women would rather eat chocolate than have sex.
• According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
• The most common fantasy is oral sex.
• 8% of us have regular anal sex.
• 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
• Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
• Men say the average erect penis is 10.″ Women say it’s 4.″
• 56% of men have had sex at work.
• 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.
• 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.
• The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
• At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.
• 29% of us are virgins when we marry.
• 58% like dirty talk during sex.
• 22% rent porno flicks at least once.
• Given today’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.

[sources: http://www.seductionlabs.org/2008/04/28/ten-strange-sex-facts & http://breathetheoxygen.blogspot.com/2007/03/more-than-20-weird-and-crazy-sex-facts.html]

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Semen only contain about 10% sperm, the rest consists of enzymes, vitamin C, calcium, protein, sodium, zinc, citric acid and fructose sugar….

(from dpreview.com)

The worst-kept secret the photographic industry in recent memory (well, except for maybe the D800) is out. Nikon has officially announced the long-rumored and much-leaked D600 – a full-frame DSLR aimed at enthusiasts, with a price to match. At $2099/£1955 body only the 24MP D600 is significantly cheaper than its big brother the D800, and in fact every other current full-frame DSLR.

As such, the D600 – which offers similar build quality and operational ergonomics as the popular DX-formatD7000 - is hugely significant. It’s full frame, but not only that, it matches or exceeds the pixel count of every other full-frame DSLR bar one (the D800) at the sort of price point that up to now, has been almost exclusively the preserve of high-end APS-C cameras.

For those of us who’ve been covering the industry for a while, it’s sobering to remember that the first full-frame DSLR, Canon’s 1Ds, was announced almost a decade ago. It doesn’t seem like so long ago that full-frame was the holy grail of consumer digital imaging, promising liberation from crop factors once and for all, and a return to a simpler time where a 24mm lens actually was a 24mm.

A lot has changed since the 1Ds went on sale though (at an eye-watering $7999) and these days, if you want a full-frame camera, you don’t have to remortgage your home. Cameras like Sony’s Alpha 850, Nikon’s D700 and Canon’s EOS 5D brought full-frame sensors within reach of enthusiasts, and the more recent D800 and EOS 5D Mark III have continued that trend, offering more and more advanced specifications at prices much lower than top-flight equipment like the Nikon D3X and Canon’s flagship, the 1DS Mark III, both of which are looking increasingly anachronistic. It’s interesting to note, too, that with the D600, Nikon has significantly undercut Sony’s recent full-frame offerings – the SLT-A99 and Cyber-shot RX1, not to mention presented a daunting challenge to arch-rival Canon.

Nikon D600: Key Specifications

• 24.3MP Full-frame CMOS sensor (10.5MP DX-format crop mode)
• ISO 100-6400 (expandable to ISO 50-25,600 equivalent)
• Maximum 5.5fps continuous shooting
• 39-point AF system with 9 cross-type AF points
• 3.2in 921k-dot LCD screen
• 1080p30 full HD video mode with stereo sound recording
• Headphone jack for audio monitoring in movie mode
• Uncompressed video recording via HDMI
• Single-axis electronic level in viewfinder, duel-axis (pitch and roll) in live view
• Dimensions: 141mm x 113mm x 82mm (5.5 × 4.4 × 3.2 in).
• Weight: 760 g (1.6 lbs) (camera body only, no battery)

Read more at dpreview.com…

[source: http://www.dpreview.com/previews/nikon-d600/]
[image from kenrockwell.com]

It’s been almost four years since Sony released its first full-frame DSLR – the A900. It would be hard for anything to exemplify the subsequent developments in camera technology as effectively as its replacement, the A99 does. Whereas the A900 was a defiantly conventional camera that would have been immediately familiar to Konica Minolta film-camera users, the A99 is something of a technological tour-de-force.

The A900 eschewed futuristic fripperies, such as movie shooting and even live view, that became commonplace not long after its launch. The contrast to the all-live-view, movie optimized A99 couldn’t be more stark. And yet, despite the A99′s radically different approach, it’s a camera that A900 users could pick up and immediately start using (and perhaps even enjoying), thanks to its similar button layout.

Sony SLT-A99 key specifications:

• 24MP full-frame CMOS Sensor with on-chip phase detection AF
• Fixed-mirror design SLT
• 2.4M dot OLED electronic viewfinder
• 14-bit Raw output
• ISO 100-25,600
• Up to 6 frame-per-second continuous shooting with AF
• ISO-compatible flash hotshoe with ‘multi interface’ expansion connector
• Pull-out three-hinge tilt/swivel 1.23m dot RGBW LCD screen
• Top panel LCD
• Microphone and headphone sockets
• Built-in GPS
• AF Micro Adjust

The A99 is based around Sony’s SLT design – a variant on the DSLR concept that uses an electronic viewfinder, rather than an optical one. Instead of having a mirror that has to flip out of the way to to take a photo, it uses a fixed semi-transparent mirror that constantly means light is redirected to a DSLR-style phase-detection autofocus sensor. This means live view and autofocus are always active.

More on dpreview.com… 

[source: http://www.dpreview.com/previews/sony-alpha-slt-a99]

(from gizmodo.com)

Leaked Sony RX1 Fits a DSLR in Your Pocket

Images and specs of a new Sony full frame compact camera have leaked over the weekend. The alleged new camera, called RX1, appears to squeeze DSLR-like specs right into your pocket—for a purported $2,800.

PhotoPrice reports that the camera looks to pack a Carl Zeiss 35mm f/2.0 lens and a 24-megapixel full frame sensor into its tiny frame. Elsewhere, it also claims it will feature 14-bit RAW, an ISO range of 100-25,600, 5fps continuous shooting, HD video recording, a magnesium body, a 3-inch LCD screen, and the option of optical and electronic external viewfinders.

If—and it’s some if—those specs are all accurate, the camera sure means business. Those specs would put this compact toe-to-toe with plenty of DSLRs on the market, in a much more compact form factor. If the leaks are true, Sony’s about to shake up the world of digital photography. [PhotoPrice via PetaPixel]

[source: http://gizmodo.com/5941827/leaked-sony-rx1-fits-a-dslr-in-your-pocket]

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NIKON EXPANDS ACCLAIMED NIKKOR LENS LINEUP WITH THE ADDITION OF THE NEW 18-300MM VR ALL-IN-ONE HIGH POWER SUPER ZOOM LENS AND THE 24-85MM VR LENS

MELVILLE, N.Y. (June 14, 2012) – Today, Nikon Inc. announced the addition of two new lenses to the legendary NIKKOR lineup, the AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-300mm f/3.5-5.6G ED VR and the AF-S NIKKOR 24-85mm f/3.5-4.5G ED VR lenses. The new 18-300mm VR lens is a versatile and compact 16.7X all-in-one super zoom DX-format lens, while the new 24-85mm VR lens is an ideal standard zoom for any FX-format photographer. These optics were designed to meet the needs of all types of photographers, from those looking to capture everything from family outings to elusive wildlife and stunning landscapes. The new 18-300mm and 24-85mm lenses deliver the performance and superior image quality that photographers of all levels have come to expect from NIKKOR lenses whether capturing still images or HD videos.

To capture stunningly sharp images with excellent clarity and color reproduction or HD video that exhibits sharp critical focus with a dramatic depth of field, the new 18-300mm VR and 24-85mm VR lenses will empower photographers with a variety of exclusive core NIKKOR technologies. Both lenses are equipped with Nikon’s Vibration Reduction (VR) II image stabilization system which provides the equivalent of a shutter speed approximately four stops faster. The built-in Vibration Reduction will help photographers create blur-free images and video while shooting handheld and in challenging lighting conditions. Two focus modes, manual-priority autofocus (M/A) and manual focus (M), are easily selected in both lenses as well. When either lens is in manual-priority autofocus (M/A) mode, users will be able to instantly switch from autofocus to manual focus operation by simply rotating the focus ring, even during AF servo operation. Additionally, both lenses feature an internal focusing system, providing fast focus without changing the length of the lens while retaining working distance through the focus range, and Nikon’s Silent Wave Motor (SWM) technology designed to deliver fast, accurate and quiet AF performance. The lenses also boast Nikon’s Super Integrated Coating (SIC) which provides superb color reproduction, color consistency and reduced flaring.

“Whether a pro on assignment, a photo enthusiast or an indie cinematographer, all Nikon users appreciate and rely on the vast selection and reliability of NIKKOR lenses for all of their imaging needs,” said Bo Kajiwara, director of marketing, Nikon Inc. “The new AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-300mm VR and AF-S

NIKKOR 24-85mm VR lenses are fully optimized to capture stunning images and videos while meeting the growing needs of photographers of all levels around the world.”

The NIKKOR 18-300mm VR Lens: Nikon’s Longest Focal Range

Building on the popularity and versatility of Nikon’s telephoto zoom lens lineup which includes both the NIKKOR 18-200mm f/3.5-5.6 and 28-300mm f/3.5-5.6 VR lenses, the new 18-300mm f/3.5-5.6G ED VR lens is Nikon’s longest focal range ever, with an astounding 16.7X ultrahigh-ratio zoom range. The DX-format 18-300mm VR lens is surprisingly compact, lightweight and covers a focal range from wide-angle 18mm to super-telephoto 300mm, equivalent to a focal length of 27mm to 450mm in FX/35mm format. At the 300mm focal length setting, the lens’ large f/5.6 aperture enables photographers to shoot at faster shutter speeds with shallow depth-of-field. This new super telephoto zoom lens is ideal for taking stills when travelling and for all around general photography including landscapes, portraits and distant subjects. The 18-300mm lens is also excellent for recording HD video as it can be used for wide establishing shots, medium close-up shots and extreme telephoto sequences when the users want to separate the subject from the background.

The construction of the AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-300mm f/3.5-5.6G ED VR lens consists of 19 optical elements in 14 groups with three Extra-low Dispersion (ED) glass elements that effectively minimize chromatic aberration, even at the widest aperture settings, and three aspherical lens elements that virtually eliminate aberrations at wide aperture settings. The new lens also incorporates a nine rounded blade diaphragm to help achieve a natural looking dramatic separation between subject and background.

The AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-300mm f/3.5-5.6G ED VR also has a dedicated zoom lock switch which secures the lens barrel at its minimum length and will prevent the lens from sliding during transportation. Additionally, the 18-300mm VR lens is ideal for capturing close-ups with great detail, as it offers a 1.48 ft. minimum focusing distance at 300mm, as well as a maximum reproduction ratio of 1:3.2X.

The NIKKOR 24-85mm VR Lens: The Standard Zoom for FX Shooters

Ideal for photographers seeking an FX-format compatible standard zoom lens, the new AF-S NIKKOR 24-85mm f/3.5-4.5G ED VR lens delivers sharp, crisp and high-quality images and can be assigned as an everyday walkabout lens. Covering the frequently used focal-length range of 24mm to 85mm, this lens is a great companion for any FX-format shooter and is ideal for shooting stills of landscapes, architecture, head and shoulder portraits, candid shots or group shots. For HD video shooters, the 24-85mm VR lens is a natural choice when filming landscapes, large groups of people or when wide field establishing shots or medium close-ups are needed. The 24-85mm lens is a great everyday lens that is compact, lightweight and easy to carry on any photo assignment or family adventure.

In addition to the lens’ built-in Vibration Reduction (VR) technology, the AF-S NIKKOR 24-85mm f/3.5-4.5G ED VR lens features Auto Tripod detection which recognizes when the camera is mounted on a tripod, even during HD video recording, to help deliver specialized VR correction. The lens construction of the 24-85mm VR lens consists of 16 optical elements in 11 groups with one Extra-low Dispersion (ED) glass element, three aspherical lens elements and a seven rounded blade diaphragm.

Price and Availability

The AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-300mm f/3.5-5.6G ED VR lens will be available at the end of June 2012 for the suggested retail price (SRP) of $999.95*. The AF-S NIKKOR 24-85mm f/3.5-4.5G ED VR lens will also be available at the end of June 2012 and will have a suggested retail price (SRP) of $599.95*. For more information on these new NIKKOR lenses and other Nikon products, please visit www.nikonusa.com.

Dear Doc Gener ken Doc Lorna,

Agtawenak iti 39, siaasawa ken addaan iti maysa nga anak. Nagasawaak a nasapa ta agtawenak laeng idi iti 20. Naabusoak idi agtawenak iti 18. Mapampanunotko a diak kayat idi ti seks gapu iti napalabasko. Pimmusay ti immuna nga asawak iti aksidente iti lugan.

Kalpasan ti tallo a tawen, nakikabbalayak iti lalaki a natataeng ngem siak iti tallo a tawen. Ket manen, nalabit gapu iti napalabasko, saanko unay a naganas ti nakiinnala iti asawak, wenno diak pay ket kayaten ti makiinnala. Nagangayanna, nagsinakami iti kabbalayko.

Ngem iti idadatengko iti arinunos ti maikatlo a dekadak, naaddaanak iti maikatlo a kabbalay a naub-ubing ngem siak ken nakaak-aktibo iti seks. Masansan nga aginnalakami. Diak masinununo no ti napadasak a panagganas ket isu ti kunkunada nga orgasmo wenno alimpatok. Mariknak a bayat ti panaginnalami, kaslaak la nayakar iti sabali a lubong— nakakitaak kadagiti asul a raya. Iti ababa a pannao, no sero ti nariknak a ganas kadagiti dua nga immuna a lallaki iti biagko, napanen iti sangapulo.

Ti pakaseknak ita, kayatko koma a kanayon wenno tunggal makinnalaak ket mariknak a kaslaak adda iti sabali a lubong— kas iti narikriknak kadagiti naglabas. Mabalinyo kadi ti mangted iti tips tapno maaramidko daytoy?

Agyamanak la unay kadakayo nga agassawa ta napintas ti panangilawlawagyo kadagiti topiko iti kolumyo. Adu met ti maad-adalko isu a sapay koma ta manayon pay ti biagyo ken nasalun-atkayo a kanayon tapno maitultuloy pay daytoy kolumyo.–Ms. Margie O ti Solano, Nueva Vizcaya

Dear Ms. Magie O,

Agyamanak iti suratmo. Makitkitak ti kinaliday ti seksual a biagmo agingga a nasarakam ti lalaki a nangpis-it iti “on” iti seksual a biagmo. Malaksid a paset daytoy ti panagbiag, napateg a masigurado a maaramat a nasayaat it seks, ken kasta met a mananam ti imnasna.

Kas kenka, adu dagiti mamati a saanen nga agbaliw ti panirigantayo iti seks kalpasan ti kas iti nagdalanam a pannakaabuso. Ngem kinapudnona, agbaliw daytoy bayat ti panaglakay wenno panagbaket, ken kanaig daytoy ti panagbaliw met ti panagtalek iti bagi, salun-at, dagiti in-inumen nga agas, ken uray ti mismo a kapareha. Ket sika, kas indibidual, mabalin a sika ti mangipamuspusan.

Sumagmamano a babbai ti di makaammo no ania ti orgasmo wenno alimpatok. No makariknaka iti pannakalmes iti pannakarelaks, mabalin a daytoy ti kaipapananna, ket saanmo met a naabot no ti panagriknam ket “nabitinka.”

Tapno matungpal ti kalkalikagumam a naynay a panagalimpatok wenno ti mapnek iti imnas, masapul nga ipamuspusam daytoy. Masapul a managtakuatka ket ammuem no ania ti nasayaat a para kenka.

Kabayatanna, adtoy ti sumagmamano a balakad tapno maragpat ti orgasmo wenno alimpatok:

• Takuaten ti panaganges. Kaaduan a babbai ti mangtengngel iti angesda no asidegen ti panagalimpatokda a dida mapupuotan. Ngem ti nauneg a panangibulos iti anges ti ad-adda pay a mangparasuk wenno mangdagdag iti panagalimpatok. Adda met dagiti babbai a mangibaga a nalaklaka nga agalimpatokda no agasug wenno kayatda ti agriaw. No mariribukanka ta amangan no mariing ti anakmo, padasem ti agasug a nakaapput iti pungan. Agasugka no mariknam a makatulong tapno ad-adda pay nga agganaska. Adda dagiti babbai nga agasug no asidegen nga agparuar ti lalaki tapno ad-adda pay nga agganas daytoy. No naipakadawyanen kenka ti panangtengngelmo iti angesmo no asidegen ti panagalimpatokmo, agpraktiska a siksika a mangibulos iti angesmo, ken agasugka. Kadaanan a teknik ti 15-20 a panaganangsab wenno panangkamat iti anges sa mapasarunuan iti atiddog a panangibulos iti anges. Ulitem daytoy iti mamitlo kabayatan nga asidegkan iti alimpatok wenno panagorgasmo.

• Papigsaem dagiti piskel iti mabagbagim. Bayat ti yiisbom, pagsardengen ti panagayus ti isbo, bulosan sa manen pagsardengen— ip-ipitem dagiti piskel nga agtrabaho bayat ti panagalimpatok. No ngamin pagtignayem dagiti piskel iti mabagbagi no kasta a saanka nga umis-isbo, ti piskel iti rusok ken kutit ti maipit wenno mapakessen.

Ti panagpraktis bayat ti iyiisbo, dita a madlawmo a maus-usarmo dagiti piskel iti mabagbagim. Ngem dimo unay sansanen ta amangan ket no maimpeksionka met. Ngem mabalinmo nga aramiden daytoy bayat ti panaglablabam, kas pagarigan.

Inton mapraktismon daytoy, mabalinmo nga ipit-ipiten dagiti piskel sa pagrelaksem sa direkta met a sagidem ‘tay aw-awagantayo iti clitoris. Mabalinmo nga aramiden daytoy bayat ti panaginnala— tunggal sumrek ni lakaymo, agrelakska, ket no rummuar, isu met ti panangipitmo.

• Padasem dagiti baro a posision. Ad-adda a mangpaalimpatok daytay palikudannaka ni lakaymo. Wenno padasem met a rabawan isuna a nakatugaw. Daytay sanguenna ti alas-sais idinto a sanguem met ti alas tres. Wenno agiddaka ket ingatona dagiti sakam sa agparintumeng iti sangom. Ipitem dagiti piskel iti kutitmo sakbay ti ipagarupmo nga asidegem ti panagalimpatokmo.

• Pagsaritaanyo ken ti doktormo ti maipanggep iti agas. Adda dagiti agas nga anti-depressants ken anti-hypertensive a mangapektar iti orgasmo dagiti babbai. Side-effect dayta. Isu a dakamatem iti doktormo no bilang agus-usarka iti kakastoy nga agas tapno masolusionanna.

• Masapul nga agpimpinnategkayo iti kapareham. Napateg daytoy ta no agpimpinnategkayo la unay, saankayo nga agbimbinnain ket nakatartarus ti agus ti panaginnala no kua. Laglagipem a no ania ti aramidenyo iti uneg ti kuartoyo a kas koma iti kasla mabisbisinan a panaginnala, palimedyo daytan ken lakaymo. Adun dagiti panagadal a manmano nga agalimpatok dagiti babbai kadagiti kasual laeng a seks wenno ‘tay kunkunada a one-night stand.

• Agbalin a managamiris. Ad-adda a magun-od ti pannakapnek iti seks ken iti relasion no amirisentayo dagiti kaparehatayo. Mangtakuat kadagiti wagas a maparagsak isuna kasta met a suplian ti panagkalikagumna a maparagsaknatayo. No agpadakayo a nakaturong ti imatangyo iti ar-aramidenyo, nagangganas ti panaginnala ket sigurado a magaw-atyo ti “langit.”

Sapay koma ta adda naadalmo iti diskusiontayo. Basta tagiragsakem laeng ti ar-aramidem ket dimo pampanunoten no aniaka wenno dagiti parikut iti biag. No makainnala, bay-am nga agari ti biolohikal a kababalin a kasapulan iti seks ken iti yaalimpatok.

Ngem saan met a kasapulan a tunggal makiinnalaka, masapul nga agorgasmoka. Nasayaaat ketdi a naynay a pampanunotem a masapul a maalam dagiti benepisio iti pannakiseks. Ti panangalimpatok ngamin, isu daytoy ti maysa kadagiti tulong ti nakaparsuaan tapno makapagrelaks ti tao. Adu dagiti maipaayna a nasayaat iti salun-at a kas koma iti panangagasna iti sakit iti ulo ken pangpaimas iti turog. Laglagipen met a ti orgasmo, ad-adda a pasam-iten ken pamarisenna ti ayan-ayat.

Dios ti agngina ti panagsuratmo. No adda pay salusodmo ket mabainka a maisurat iti daytoy a kolum, mabalin met yemailmo kadakami (Doc Gener) iti gdmaylem@yahoo.com.

–Doc Gener and Doc Lorna

(source: http://pakarsoniasseng.blogspot.com/2012/05/no-apay-nga-umad-adun-dagiti-aglablaba.html)